Sexual Divide

Natasha has caused quite a sexual divide amongst the office crew. Frances and Mrs C have been vying with each other for the position of dominant female, and although Frances is be no means unattractive, she is clearly threatened by Natasha's looks. All of  the guys have been pawing the carpet like rampant stallions on heat, with of course the exception of Crazy Horse who is management and therefore not permitted to lower his guard and express his true nature. Colin says that Natasha c ould, 'lap dance the cock off a giant panda,' whatever that means. While Bishop is unable to express anything other than a pant whenever Natasha is within ten feet of him. Lately he has been dousing himself even more liberally than usual with the hideous concortion he calls aftershave, he reeks like a bargain basement perfume department most mornings. I suppose it is an improvement on his natural aroma; unscented he exudes a faint waft of pond. No good will come of his obsession with Natasha.