New Girl

I chatted to the new girl, Natasha, at lunchtime. She is twenty six, single and extremely attractive. She has breasts that force you to stare into her eyes for fear of looking down and becoming transfixed. Crazy Horse will have to issue Bishop with a bib if he wants his overtime reports kept free from excessive drool. She told me that a messy break-up with her boyfriend had prompted her to move down from Newcastle. Her ex had apparently made her life hell after the break, stalking her and attempting all kinds of blackmail malarky to get her to go back with him. I felt quite sorry for her, she seems quite innocent and naive. She obviously has had some previous admin experience as her filing system appears to be the standard large pile of paper secured by an elastic band and labelled filing. It will be a breath of fresh air to have her around the place.